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Yesterday I trimmed my cat’s nails.
She jumped off the couch afterward, visibly offended.
Half an hour later, I was sitting at the table eating ice cream. She jumped up, looked at me — And then, out of nowhere…
SLAP!
Right to the forehead. Then she calmly started licking her paw like nothing happened.
I stared at her: “Why’d you hit me?!”
Her eyes said it all: “You cut my claws. This is balance.”
This is the first time I’ve been assaulted over a manicure.
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